It’s the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, and no one wants to celebrate. If the Bicentennial in 1976 felt like a moment when our nation was grappling with its history, the Semiquincentennial fifty years later has been co-opted by a far-right ruling party that wants to turn away from history in favor of nationalist mythmaking propaganda. The right has for decades claimed the iconography of the American Revolution and the American flag as theirs alone and branded anyone who opposes conservative values as “un-American.” Furthermore, the Trump administration turned the official Semiquincentennial celebrations into a partisan issue when it diverted millions of congressionally appropriated funds to plan a series of tacky events with miserable turn out. No one who isn’t firmly MAGA knows quite how to celebrate the Fourth of July this year.

Yet, the Fourth of July is my favorite holiday. I love the Fourth the way I do in large part because I love watching 1776 every year. It’s sincerely one of my favorite films, despite its distinct lack of cinematic flair. The sometimes maligned 1972 film works best if you think of it less as a movie adaptation and more as a filmed version of the Tony-winning stage musical. This can make the film a tough sell for those who aren’t musical theater nerds; but a significant part of the movie’s charm is how it preserves, in so many ways, the spirit of the original stage production. Both iterations of 1776 can straightforwardly be understood as products of the Bicentennial mania, which makes revisiting the film this year especially intriguing.

Lately, I think I’m so fascinated by 1776 because it’s an ostensibly triumphant story about the birth of the United States, but it’s structured like a tragedy. The lead character, John Adams, serves as the semi-tragic hero. As any tragic hero must be, Adams is virtuous. Peter Stone and Sherman Edwards’ musical figures Adams as the show’s upright moral compass and true visionary. Adams is constantly disappointed by his colleagues’ failure to do what he knows is right. Adams also has a tragic flaw—several, in fact: he’s self-righteous, stubborn, impatient, proud, and imperious. He’s so “obnoxious and disliked” that it becomes a running joke. Adams successfully rallies the Congress to support American independence by reluctantly putting up with negotiation; but that compromise, specifically on the issue of slavery, is Adams’ tragic downfall. 1776 isn’t exactly a celebration of the power and necessity of compromising to get things done. Instead, the show, and by extension the film, offers a far more ambivalent perspective on the value of compromise by valorizing a character who is almost constitutionally incapable of accepting it.

William Daniels as John Adams in 1776

It’s a truism to say that the United States is a nation built on compromise. Even in 20-fucking-26, some politicians still point to bipartisanship as the only proper way to get anything done. Compromise is seen as a virtue, because it keeps the country united and moving forward together. Frequent calls for “unity” draw on this tradition that figures bipartisan compromise as the thing that will keep our country strong. But after several decades of increased political polarization, bipartisan cooperation has become more difficult than ever to achieve on a practical level. Far right Republicans have seized minority rule and refused to cooperate with anyone who disagrees with their fascist agenda. Elected liberals’ compulsive need to “meet in the middle” has left them with very little to work with.

This is to say nothing of the moral dilemmas that arise when one side of the political equation implicitly and, increasingly, explicitly encourages racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and xenophobic hatred. Many Americans on the left, including myself, don’t see compromise with a party that accommodates and panders to a sizable white nationalist contingent as an ethically viable option. As much as unity might be a worthy objective, we don’t want it without a moral reckoning. Americans have only to look at our own history to see where that road leads. To believe in the supreme rightness of compromise as an American political value, one must ignore (or approve of) the fact that political compromise in this country has, historically, almost always been reached at the expense of the rights and freedoms of oppressed people. Upholding systems of oppression—especially those rooted in anti-Black racism—in the interest of “keeping the peace” has been the name of the game in American politics for centuries.

The roots of our current era of political polarization might be traced back to the birth of modern American conservatism, in the late 1960s and early ‘70s. Conservative backlash against the countercultural and liberatory movements that gained momentum during the ‘60s had arrived in force by the end of the decade. Most accounts of the Republican party’s steady drift to the right mark Richard Nixon’s election to the White House in 1968 as the first significant sign of this reactionary trend. 1776 debuted on Broadway in 1969, and it doesn’t ignore the political realities of its own moment. The ‘60s exposed new divisions in this country that couldn’t easily be papered over, and 1776 didn’t argue that they should be.

The musical takes notable shots at conservatives, including the song “Cool, Cool Considerate Men,” which Nixon successfully pressured producer Jack L. Warner to cut from the film adaptation against director Peter Hunt’s will.* The show posits that the most “radical” member of its cast of characters—John Adams—is the most righteous. There’s even an anti-war song, the quiet and anomalous “Mama, Look Sharp,” sung by a minor character during an interlude between debates. Many of the creatives involved in the show and the film, including its cast, were politically active liberals.

William Daniels, Howard da Silva, and Donald Madden in 1776

The musical doesn’t aim to be politically neutral. In this context, positioning Adams as the lead, rather than the seemingly more obvious choice of Thomas Jefferson, makes sense. The real John Adams, a notably early advocate for America’s separation from Britain, had a long, distinguished career as a public servant in the new country he helped build. He secured his place in the history books when he served as America’s first Vice President, under the Revolution’s premiere hero George Washington, and went on to be elected as the nation’s second President. Adams was never forgotten after his death, certainly, but his status as an American icon was never as stable as that of his occasional friend Jefferson’s.

Adams and Jefferson, evocatively referred to by Joseph Ellis as “the odd couple of the American Revolution” in his book Founding Brothers, are sometimes figured in the annals of history as equally important opposites. Their lives were intertwined, they famously died on the same day (on July 4, 1826) within hours of each other, and their historical legacies remained linked long after their deaths. As Adams’ political philosophies put him out of step with prevailing trends in the nineteenth century, Jefferson’s reputation fared better.

In the second half of the twentieth century, however, Adams reemerged as a subject of both scholarly and popular interest. Adams’ carefully preserved correspondence, particularly the letters to his wife Abigail, provided historians with plenty of material with which to reevaluate the influence of Adams’ contributions to the early republic.** In the twenty-first century, David McCullough’s best-selling, Pulitzer Prize-winning biography of Adams (which also served as the source material for a starry HBO miniseries) helped increase popular awareness and estimation of our country’s second President. Just as Adams was undergoing a positive reappraisal, Jefferson was undergoing a more negative one, in which historians grappled with Jefferson’s many complications and contradictions.

If you don’t look too closely, the real John Adams is the Founding Father whose principles match up most readily with twentieth-century liberal mores. Of his Founding peers, Adams was the least suspicious of a strong federal government, which got him wrongly branded as a monarchist by his rivals in his day. We know from his letters that he deeply respected his proto-feminist wife, Abigail, and treated her as an equal and a trusted advisor. And, crucially, John Adams never owned slaves. (Of America’s first twelve Presidents, only John Adams and his son, John Quincy, were never slaveowners.***) Although it would be a stretch to call John Adams an abolitionist—he opposed calls for the immediate end of the slave trade—he and Abigail did vocally disavow the institution and did not personally participate in it. If you disregard nuance, Adams is the only Founding Father who could call the others hypocrites without being, well, a hypocrite.

Ken Howard and William Daniels in 1776

1776, the musical, stood at the vanguard of this wave of renewed Adams appreciation. Jefferson, the man who wrote the damn declaration, might seem like a more natural fit for the lead of a show about the writing of the Declaration of Independence. But instead, we have as our hero the irascible Adams, played by an incomparably condescending William Daniels, reprising the role he originated on Broadway. Daniels absolutely blazes through the movie, playing Adams as a man on fire with purpose—that purpose being the formation of an American democracy, free from the tyranny of King George III.

Adams has no doubt that American independence is the right path forward for the thirteen colonies represented in the second Continental Congress. As written by Stone and played by Daniels, Adams is unyielding and unbending. He’s not a smooth-talking politician willing to cut a deal with his opponents to get what he wants. No, he’d rather contemptuously shout at them about how they’re short-sighted and cowardly for hesitating to break ties with England. Unsurprisingly, this has won him few friends in Philadelphia. Indeed, the film begins with a song in which the members of the Congress exasperatedly plead with Adams to shut up about the question of independence. “For God’s sake, John, sit down!” the refrain goes.**** Adams has brought up the subject of independence, yet again (“John, you’re a bore, we’ve heard this before” the chorus complains), and he’s entreating his colleagues to at least consider the prospect (“I say vote yes!” Adams repeatedly bellows). Congress eventually hounds Adams out of the hall, refusing to “vote yes” on his proposal. “Will someone shut that man up?” one delegate sings. “Never! Never!” vows Adams as he leaves.

“Sit Down, John” sets the tone for the remainder of the movie. It’s John Adams versus the rest of the Congress, his allies included. Even as the idea of independence gains traction, Adams remains in a defensive posture. His staunch ideal of what independence can and should mean gets sorely tested as he is forced to make compromises at every turn. He nearly reaches his breaking point when practically every delegate in the Congress requests changes to the Declaration of Independence, the document that Thomas Jefferson (Ken Howard) has written to help clarify the stakes of the vote. “We have endured, by my count, more than eighty-five separate changes and the removal of close to four hundred words,” Adams frustratedly exclaims after days of debate over the draft. “Now, would you whip it and beat it ‘til you break its spirit?”

Adams is never the one to propose compromise. More often than not, it’s the pragmatic Benjamin Franklin (Howard Da Silva) who urges Adams to accept the terms laid out by their political adversaries in order to achieve the larger ambition of independence. Da Silva’s wily Franklin might be the ideal embodiment of how the musical humanizes its subjects without ever making them into caricatures or punchlines. The musical presents the historical figures of our national imagination as decidedly imperfect people. The film is quite funny in parts, often making jokes out of the characters’ foibles. 

William Daniels and Blythe Danner in 1776

1776 also wants you to know that the Founding Fathers fucked. Seriously, every character in this thing is horny. Thomas Jefferson, the horniest of all, can’t write the Declaration until his wife, Martha, comes to visit Philadelphia to give him some relief. After she and Tom get it on, Martha (Blythe Danner) emerges from Jefferson’s apartment to serenade Adams and Franklin with “He Plays the Violin,” an extended musical double-entendre about how good Thomas Jefferson is in bed. It is, to use Adams’ favorite word, incredible. Elsewhere in the film, John and Abigail Adams (Virginia Vestoff) sing a handful of duets, meant to represent their epistolary correspondence, that brim with love and longing. In case it was unclear that John and Abigail still have sex, during the song “But, Mr. Adams,” Adams curtly assures Jefferson: “I am only forty-one, I still have my virility/ And I can romp through Cupid’s grove with great agility.”

The musical and its film adaptation refuse, however, to absolve the Founding Fathers of their mistakes. Stone doesn’t take an “it was a different time” apologist stance. Centering Adams is key to this approach. 1776 holds everyone in the film to John Adams’ high standards, and each compromise he makes to further his goal of Independence ends up feeling like a loss. According to Stone’s imagining, compromise is, indeed, foundational to the establishment of American democracy, but not in a completely positive way. The majorly unforgivable compromise, and the only instance in which Adams truly betrays his own beliefs, comes in the final third of the film.

Just as it seems that the Congress has raised every possible objection to the Declaration and that the debate has worn itself out, Edward Rutledge (John Cullum) of South Carolina stands up. He asks Jefferson about a particular passage in the document that criticizes King George for allowing the slave trade. Adams flatly decries chattel slavery as immoral, defending Jefferson’s criticism of the practice in the Declaration. Rutledge is quick to point out Jefferson’s hypocrisy. “You are a practitioner [of slavery], are you not?” Rutledge demands. He’s eager to point out the North’s hypocrisy on the issue as well.

In a stunning display of bothsidesing, Rutledge reminds the Congress that New England merchants profit by transporting kidnapped Africans to be sold as slaves as part of the trans-Atlantic triangle trade. Cullum proceeds to ferociously deliver “Molasses to Rum,” a deeply disturbing number. Rutledge sings about the complicity of the North in the dirty business of slavery, purposefully discomfiting Adams and his fellow Northerners. The song crescendos as Rutledge obscenely acts out a slave auction. “Hail Boston! Hail Charleston! Who stinketh the most?” Rutledge sings before storming out of the hall with the rest of the Southern delegates.

John Cullum as Edward Rutledge in 1776

The Congress previously agreed that the vote for independence must be unanimous. Adams needs Rutledge’s vote. The rest of the film hinges on Adams’ willingness to compromise on the issue of slavery to see his dream of American independence realized. He agonizes over the decision, and in “Is Anybody There?” Adams reminds himself what he’s fighting for. “Does anybody see what I see?” he sings to the empty hall. “I see Americans, all Americans, free forevermore!”

Before he casts South Carolina’s final vote on the matter of independence, Rutledge asks Adams one last time to remove the “offending passage” from the Declaration. If the passage is removed, South Carolina will vote yea for independence. When faced directly with the request, Adams initially refuses. “If we did that [removed the passage], we would be guilty of what we ourselves are rebelling against,” he protests. Rutledge remains unmoved, presenting Adams once again with the choice: the anti-slavery sentiment or the vote. It’s Franklin who, once again, urges Adams to be pragmatic and consider his choice. “Mark me, Franklin, if we give in on this issue, posterity will never forgive us,” Adams argues.

But give in on the issue they do. The moment of Adams’ tragic downfall is certainly this moment when he decides that commitment to the cause of American independence means conceding the slavery issue to Rutledge and the South—when he decides that the immediate freedom of white (male, land-owning) Americans is worth sacrificing, for the foreseeable future, the freedom of enslaved, Black Americans.

The vote proceeds, and the motion passes unanimously. The film should end on a triumphant note. The second Continental Congress signs the Declaration, the colonies declare independence, and the rest is history. By the time every member of the Congress steps up to sign Jefferson’s manifesto, however, it never quite feels like a victory. There’s something deeply mournful about the scene, arriving as it does on the heels of Adams’ biggest failure in the film. The Liberty Bell solemnly rings, and the secretary of the Congress calls each delegate forward one at a time. Independence has arrived, marred by compromise. It’s left to us, in the present day, to make up for the Founding Fathers’ deficiencies.

The Continental Congress signs the Declaration of Independence in 1776

When 1776 first took Broadway by storm, it seemed like maybe our nation was finally on its way to living up to the promise set out in the Declaration of Independence that all people are created equal and endowed with certain inalienable rights. Landmark civil rights advances had been made for African Americans in the 1960s. Women fought for rights beyond the right to vote as second-wave feminism continued its momentum into the 1970s. 1776 premiered in March of 1969; in the summer of that year, in the same city, Stonewall set off an unprecedented wave of gay rights activism around the country. Today, we live in a country shaped by those movements. We benefit from their successes, but Americans now live with the fruits of the vitriolic conservative backlash to those successes in ways most of us never imagined we would have to. Many of the civil rights gains of this era are under very real assault. I mean, we’re literally watching the Supreme Court dismantle the Voting Rights Act of 1965 before our very eyes.

1776, far from being a self-congratulatory Bicentennial relic, reminds me that the American experiment has always been a set of ideals that have, as of yet, never truly been fulfilled. John Adams and the second Continental Congress failed to get there, but maybe new generations can make it. Each year when I revisit the film, I’m inspired over again by its suggestion that perfection has yet to be reached and that there’s work to do. On Independence Day, I don’t always feel like celebrating what America is, or what it has been. But I believe in the promise of American democracy and the ongoing project of perfecting it until it works for all the people who live here. I believe that American democracy can work better.

1776 reminds me that the work doesn’t start with compromise. It starts with righteous anger. It starts with revolutionary spirit. It starts with moral clarity. It starts with the courage to demand something new. It starts with the refusal to be quiet.

And that makes me feel, dare I say it, a bit patriotic.

 

 

*The number was restored to the film when it received a DVD release. Now, the most widely available version of the film is the “director’s cut,” which includes the “Cool, Cool Considerate Men” sequence.

**While a selection of John’s letters to Abigail were published as early as 1840 in a popular volume, the Adams Papers Editorial Project, begun in the 1950s, is widely credited with uncovering and making available the vast majority of John Adams’ correspondence. The Project’s first volumes were published in 1961.

***It’s worth noting that while it’s true that neither John nor his son John Quincy ever owned slaves, there is evidence that both men may have had enslaved people laboring in their households while they were each President.

****In a deliberate nod to 1776, there’s a wonderful moment in Hamilton where the lead character exclaims, “Sit down, John, you fat motherf—!” after getting fired from his cabinet post under the Adams administration. Adams does not appear on stage as a character in Hamilton, however. I like to think this is in deference to 1776, which Miranda has frequently cited as an inspiration and a precedent for Hamilton.

 

 

It’s not often these days that we get a genuine word-of-mouth-fueled smash at the box office, but Obsession cracked the code. Former YouTuber Curry Barker’s low-budget horror film has now earned over $200 million domestically. Even more impressively, the movie increased its earnings in wide release three weeks in a row. It’s done so well theatrically that NBC Universal pushed back the film’s planned digital release date. This is to say nothing of the nearly ceaseless debate happening around the film online and in real life. Is this a horror movie about one of the worst “nice guys” ever committed to the screen, or is it about the horrifying ordeal of having a needy girlfriend?

After seeing the film for myself, I think it’s safe to say that the film is absolutely the former and not the latter. Barker’s film follows Bear (Michael Johnston), a twenty-something in hopelessly unrequited love with one of his best friends, Nikki (Inde Navarrette). While looking for a gift for Nikki that he ultimately never buys, Bear impulsively purchases a “One Wish Willow” charm at a new age shop. In a moment of pathetic desperation, Bear wishes on the Willow for Nikki to love him “more than anyone in the fucking world.” The Willow turns out to be some seriously powerful business. Bear’s wish comes true, but it robs Nikki of her free will. Wish Nikki wants nothing more than to be with Bear, and she goes to disturbing lengths to prove it to him. As the film progresses, it becomes clear that the real Nikki’s consciousness is still trapped in her body, present for her own degradation but unable to stop it.

At its heart, Obsession is a good, old-fashioned morality tale. Any spin on the monkey’s paw formula must, by definition, be a warning. Be careful what you wish for. Your unexamined desires will ruin your life. Bear’s story ends tragically, of course. He can’t reverse his wish, but his existence with psychotic Wish Nikki is completely untenable. So he kills himself, ostensibly to free Nikki from his wish. He can’t bring himself to take the other option of killing Nikki, which she begs him to do in a moment when Real Nikki’s consciousness rises to the surface.

As I watched Obsession, I couldn’t shake the nagging feeling that this film wasn’t for me. I don’t mean that I didn’t like it. Rather, I am resoundingly not the target audience for its didacticism. The film’s morality lesson seems fairly obvious to me, as a woman. I know most men are one breath away from taking any excuse to deny a woman her autonomy to fulfill his own desires. And I already know that’s loser behavior. There’s certainly some satisfaction to be had in watching Bear get his comeuppance, especially after he reaches a point of no return with regard to claiming ignorance of what his wish has done to Nikki. But I don’t think that thrill is the point of this movie, despite the purposeful way Barker’s screenplay punishes Bear.

 

Inde Navarette and Michael Johnston in Obsession

The most compelling criticisms of Obsession point to Barker’s insistence on centering Bear’s point of view as the film’s fatal flaw. A more daring, subversive filmmaker—or a more feminist one—would have focused on Nikki’s absolutely harrowing experience. And Barker does mean for the audience to sympathize with Bear, even as he is clearly “the real villain” of the piece. Some less compelling critiques have read this tension as a lack of moral clarity on Barker’s part. But I found this tension, as well as the strict adherence to Bear’s perspective, inherent to the aims of the project. It’s key to understanding Obsession as a new entry into the canon of what I like to call “yes all men, even you” fiction. 

While I don’t believe all men are inherently evil, I do believe that men are socially and culturally primed to view women as objects. This conditioning leads them to accept and uphold gendered hierarchy through either the direct perpetuation of sexual violence or the tacit acceptance of it. Most women, through lived experience under the patriarchy, don’t need to be convinced of this fact. The majority of men, however, don’t consciously understand how this conditioning works.

So how do we go about opening men’s eyes to this state of things? The slogan “yes all men” emerged about a decade ago as a rejoinder to any protests that “not all men” are bad (unsafe, sexist, violent, rapists, etc.) when feminists make statements about the patriarchy. “Yes all men” serves as a reminder that every man is socialized to some degree to uphold the values of the patriarchy. For a man to contribute to the feminist project of dismantling it, he must accept this fact and actively check his implicit biases and privileges. Furthermore, he must check the biases and privileges of other men in his life in those “locker room” spaces where no women are around to observe. Talking about “good” and “bad” men misses the point. All men raised in a patriarchal society have a default setting, which is to protect the status quo from which they benefit; therefore, women have ample reason to decline to give unfamiliar men the benefit of the doubt. 

The vast majority of feminist art, by definition, explicates and explores how it feels to live as a woman under the patriarchy. If art functions as an empathy machine, then, theoretically, men should be able to watch a feminist film and leave with a better understanding of this dynamic. For some men, it might work this way. But the rise of the manosphere has prompted many to wonder, “How do we get through to today’s shamelessly misogynistic young men?” These dudes are clearly not open to feminist art that gives women subjecthood. 

There’s an assumed failure of empathy at play here. Listening to women isn’t an option. To reach this audience with a feminist message, one must Trojan Horse it into a story about a man. The man must be somewhat sympathetic, or else male viewers will immediately reject him as a “bad guy” who is “not like me.” As the story goes on, the depths of the protagonist’s depravity must be revealed incrementally so as to startle the viewer into recognizing that he, too, could potentially do what the protagonist does. Although the film as a whole doesn’t necessarily fit the definition, Bo Burnham’s not-so-nice nice guy character in Promising Young Woman is a prime example of what I’m talking about. (Both writer/director Emerald Fennell and Burnham himself even spoke about how they hoped the character would start discussion among men.)

 

Carey Mulligan and Bo Burnham in Promising Young Woman

This is “yes all men, even you” fiction. It’s a trick of perspective meant to send a shock of recognition through the male audience members, not the female ones. This particular mode of moralizing has yet to calcify into an established genre, and I think it’s why Obsession has sparked so much debate. It doesn’t quite feel like anything else we’ve gotten before, even as it smacks of conservatism. The message isn’t “mansophere coded,” but the way it’s delivered panders to men’s presumed inability to accept women’s subjectivity and personhood. And that’s as manosphere coded as it gets. It’s hard to call “yes all men, even you” fiction unreservedly feminist, as it functions by de-centering women. Yet its sole purpose is to scare men into realizing that they are the problem. “Yes all men, even you” fiction often feels fundamentally at odds with itself in this way. 

Obsession pushes the man-coddling boundaries of “yes all men, even you” fiction, because Bear does some heinous shit throughout the course of the film. For one thing, it’s pretty much spelled out that every time Bear has sex with Wish Nikki, he’s raping Real Nikki. But Barker presents Bear as well-meaning (or, at the very least, convinced of his own good intentions) for the duration of the film. This choice doesn’t absolve Bear of his bad behavior, but it makes him a more relatable protagonist. By allowing Bear his delusions of victimhood, the film asks male viewers to confront their own.

While Obsession is perhaps the highest profile entry yet into the “yes all men, even you” canon, it’s not the gold standard. For my money, that distinction still belongs to The Witch Elm, Tana French’s 2018 mystery novel about an amnesiac man who becomes a suspect in an unsolved decades-old murder. I’ve read The Witch Elm three times, and every time I’m astounded by how deftly it weaves a tale of a completely average guy (white, heterosexual, natch) who can’t possibly stand not to be the center of a story. It’s a crime thriller told from an off-kilter, first-person perspective. Our narrator Toby Hennessey isn’t a detective, a criminal, or a victim of the relevant crime. He’s just a man, recovering from a traumatic head injury, caught up in the fray of a cold case investigation. I don’t want to spoil any of this novel’s many surprises and pleasures, but let’s just say that I’ve never read another book that excoriates a man for his privilege with such elegant stealth.

Judging from some of the responses to Obsession, “yes all men, even you” fiction may not be the way to enlighten the misogynists. If someone is determined to miss the point, they will miss it. But I remain fascinated with “yes all men, even you” fiction as a weird product of our masculinity-crisis obsessed times.

 

 

Surprise! I’m back. Maybe. In an effort to inspire myself to write more frequently and creatively and passionately, I have resolved in this new year to resurrect the old blog. So here I am with a list of my favorite films of 2025.

As always, with these sorts of lists, I can only speak for the films I actually viewed. In past years, I put off making a list until I felt like I had seen everything noteworthy. Since I have not published a “favorites of the year” list since 2020, you can tell how that attitude turned into a procrastination tactic. So I begin with this caveat: my movie watching habits have been pretty confined this year. I use my AMC A-List pass to go to the cinema a couple of times a month by myself after my kids are asleep. It’s a good system for me; I’m happy to have seen as much as I have this year. I would not say I had a particularly adventurous year at the movies, but I still saw a healthy number of films that jazzed me. Some of these movies brought me joy. Some turned me on, some made me cackle, and some forced me to watch through my hands in discomfort. Some took my breath away with their beauty. Some reflected and refracted my own experiences, while others provided escape or a radically different perspective. It’s eclectic; it’s my taste.*

I put this list together in the spirit of sharing, and, as such, I would love for the sharing to go both ways! I turned off comments for the blog, because AI bots were making them unusable, but I trust that you’ll find a way to tell me your favorites of 2025. (Let’s get old school and email.)

Without further ado, here are my 10 favorite films of 2025, listed in alphabetical order because I avoid ranking things whenever possible.

 

Still from Black Bag (2025). Shot down a dinner table of six guests, three on each side of the table
The suspects in Black Bag have dinner. Image courtesy of Focus Features

The Ballad of Wallis Island

Director James Griffiths, along with co-stars and screenwriters Tim Key and Tom Basden, expanded their 2007 short film The One and Only Herb McGwyer Plays Wallis Island into one of my surprise favorites of the year. Films like this often get described as “gentle,” and I suppose that’s true in so far as nothing sensational happens and every character lands on their feet by the end. But The Ballad of Wallis Island is a film that’s all about letting go of the past, and there’s nothing gentle about that. For a film with such an annoying, twee trailer, I was startled by the level of emotional honesty that Ballad ultimately goes for. It’s funny, warm, and real.

Black Bag

In Black Bag‘s very first scene, someone wryly accuses counterintelligence officer George Woodhouse (Michael Fassbender) and his wife Kathryn (Cate Blanchett) of “flagrant monogamy.” The line, tossed off as a joke, turns out to be the key to the film’s entire espionage plot about a pair of married spies who may or may not be hiding something from one another. Steven Soderbergh, working from a tightly-paced script by David Koepp, returns to sleek Ocean’s Eleven form with this enjoyably talky ensemble piece. Marisa Abela, Tom Burke, Naomi Harris, and Regé-Jean Page round out the quintet of suspects (including his wife Kathryn) whom George has been tasked with investigating after a major intelligence leak. It’s great fun trying to figure out the identity of the mole, but the film’s best trick might be how cleverly it makes George and Kathryn’s commitment to each other feel so deliciously subversive.

Die My Love

I think I’m worrying everyone to whom I recommend this film. I wrote more about Lynne Ramsay’s latest here, for High Femme’s best of 2025 post (which is worth a read in its entirety, by the way). 

Father Mother Sister Brother

Jim Jarmusch strikes again with his newest, an anthology film in three parts. Each vignette captures a family reunion. The first follows a pair of siblings as they visit their semi-estranged father, the second a pair of siblings as they visit their semi-estranged mother, and the third a pair of twin siblings as they clean out their recently deceased parents’ apartment. The distinct dynamics of each family play out slowly, subtly, and truthfully. While the short films are not connected substantively, recurring motifs tie them together cosmically. A formally rigorous and beautifully acted film that makes space for all of the silences between family members.

 

Still from Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein (2025). Midshot of Victor Frankenstein (Oscar Isaac) leaning over a corpse on a table wearing a metal helmet and chest piece
Victor Frankenstein (Oscar Isaac) in Frankenstein. Image courtesy of Netflix

Frankenstein

Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, a long-gestating passion project for the director, is not a faithful adaptation of Mary Shelley’s novel. Del Toro retains the narrative structure of the source material while swapping his own thematic preoccupations for Shelley’s. The resulting film is a rendition of the story that only del Toro could make, a gorgeously Gothic meditation on bad parents, religious guilt, venture capitalists, and misunderstood monsters. Jacob Elordi gives a revelatory performance as an ultra-sympathetic version of the monster; but Oscar Isaac is just as good, navigating a thornier interpretation of the doctor, which keeps this two-hander feeling even. A Frankenstein to make your heart ache.

Mickey 17

Full disclosure: I would love this film for Nasha (Naomi Ackie) alone. She’s my kind of freak, an extremely capable heroine with a horny streak a mile wide. But the whole movie surrounding her worked for me, too. Of all the films this year that attempted relevant political satire, I found Mickey 17‘s band of white nationalist, evangelical grifters the most compelling. Desperate to escape a loan shark who’s after him on Earth, Mickey (Robert Pattinson, making his second appearance on this list) volunteers to join a colonization mission, run by said grifters, to outer space. To secure a highly sought-after spot on the ship, he impulsively agrees to be an “expendable” laborer. Mickey essentially signs his life away, legally relinquishing the rights to his own DNA so that he can be cloned every time he dies doing some horrible task on the mission. And, trust me, Mickey dies some pretty grisly deaths. With his follow-up to Parasite, Bong Joon Ho’s back in Snowpiercer and Okja mode, making bizarre, goofy, big-swing sci-fi that’s either going to really do it for you or really not. It really did it for me.

Oh, Hi!

If you’re looking for the best “what’s up with the straights” movie of 2025, it’s not Celine Song’s Materialists. It’s Sophie Brooks’ loopy Oh, Hi! But, to be fair, I’m not going to not like a movie where Logan Lerman spends the majority of the runtime tied up naked in bed. (Lest I’ve been too glib, I do want to shout out Molly Gordon here, who has now co-written and co-starred in two of my favorite comedies of the last five years. If you haven’t seen Theater Camp, get on that. It’s delightful.)

 

Still from Twinless (2025). Medium shot of two men sitting up in side by side hotel beds, looking at each other
Roman (Dylan O’Brien) and Dennis (James Sweeney) in Twinless. Image courtesy of Roadside Attractions

One Battle After Another

Just an exhilarating movie-going experience, formally and thematically, from Paul Thomas Anderson. Maybe I’ll have something more eloquent to say about it once I watch it again, but for now I will simply add my voice to the ongoing chorus of praise.

Twinless

Dylan O’Brien’s ass dominated the conversation around this film, and rightly so. It’s nice, and he bares it twice, as two different characters. (I’m sure he’s so happy that Connor Storrie showed up just in the nick of time to steal 2025’s Most-Talked-About Ass of the Year award.)** But more than that, this movie actually is about how one glimpse of Dylan O’Brien’s naked butt drives a person crazy. When Roman (O’Brien) loses his twin Rocky (also O’Brien, in flashback), he attends a support group for twins whose twin siblings have died. There, he meets Dennis (writer/director James Sweeney), and the two men strike up a friendship born of shared grief. Twinless manages a tough tonal balance, expertly filtering the plot of an erotic thriller—or at least the set up of one—through the aesthetic sensibilities of a ’10s indie dramedy to create something uniquely sensitive. O’Brien gives one of my favorite performances of the year as Roman/Rocky, and, in a just world, his would be the twin performance with awards heat.

Wake Up Dead Man

I didn’t grow up extremely religious, but my family did go to church every Sunday at the behest of my mom. In the last decade, even she has stopped attending. She’s taken to saying that the church left her. I couldn’t think of anything but my mom as I watched the ideological battle between Jud Duplenticy (Josh O’Connor, so damn good as usual) and Monsignor Jefferson Wicks (Josh Brolin) unfold in Wake Up Dead Man. I think if there were more Christian leaders like Duplenticy and fewer like Wicks, my mom would still be going to church.

 

Still from Wake Up Dead Man (2025). Man in a brown, windowpane checked three piece suit in the foreground, a younger man in a black priest's cassock behind him to the left
Jud Duplenticy (Josh O’Connor) and Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) in Wake Up Dead Man. Image courtesy of NetflVix

Honorable Mentions

As a Hannibal devotee, of course I ran to see Dust Bunny as soon as it came out. Writer/director Bryan Fuller did not disappoint, delivering a whimsically gruesome monster movie and giving star Mads Mikkelsen a role perfectly suited to his talents (in an entirely different way than he did on Hannibal, might I add, because Mads has quite the array of talents). Dust Bunny narrowly missed my top ten, but I’d still recommend it.

Akiva Shaffer’s The Naked Gun remake tickled my fancy and sated the stupid comedy enthusiast within me. I don’t think anything made me laugh quite as hard this year as the ludicrously extended Jack Frost riff in the middle of this film. Pamela Anderson instantly earned a spot on my mental list of deadpan comedy legends after this one.

I suppose Ryan Coogler’s Sinners is the elephant in the room here, seeing as I co-hosted a vampire movie podcast for years. I enjoyed it, and I will always rejoice to see an ambitious, original movie for adults become such a critical and financial success. I’m positively gleeful that a sexy vampire movie now holds the record for most-nominated movie ever at the Oscars. But, despite multiple watches, Sinners remains a movie that I like a lot but don’t love with my whole heart.

For television, I’ve been just as obsessed with Heated Rivalry as everyone else. It actually inspired me to revisit the draft of what was supposed to be the third part of the “I believe in softcore pornography…” series for this blog, which was about Hollywood’s dismal track record of adapting erotic romance novels. (It started life as a rant and a half about Bridgerton season two, which pissed me off more than you can possibly imagine.) I finished the essay and published it elsewhere; but if you are interested, you can read it here! Maybe I’ll finally complete the Channing Tatum-centric part two of the series one day. There’s hope for all of your unfinished drafts, my friends.

Last but not least, count me in as a fan of Vince Gilligan’s Pluribus.

 

 

*I am on Letterboxd (under the username l_carlsondownie), if you’re curious about what I saw that didn’t make the list. I don’t review anything; I just log what I watch. If you want to know what I thought was wildly overrated this year, I’ll tell you here and save you the trouble: 28 Years Later and Marty Supreme, both films I really, really wanted to love made by people I usually dig.

**I also totally forgot that François Arnaud appears briefly in this film until I was writing this mini-review—Heated Rivalry reference #2 for anyone counting.

 

Sophie Thatcher in Companion. Close up shot of a brunette woman in three quarters profile with her hand underneath her chin.

 

Companion

Directed by Drew Hancock
Starring Sophie Thatcher, Jack Quaid, Harvey Guillén
Released January 31, 2025, in theaters (available on VOD February 18, 2025)

 

Some twist-reliant films, like Phantom Thread or The Sixth Sense, beg to be watched again once the twist is revealed. The unexpected plot turn retroactively colors everything that came before and becomes a key that unlocks the film. Others, like Barbarian, take you on a roller coaster ride that can only be optimally experienced once. While it’s tempting to deem one tack better than the other, it does a disservice to successful films of the latter sort to discount the giddy adrenaline rush that a good ziggedy-zaggedy, where-the-fuck-is-this-going movie can provide.

Companion—co-produced, not incidentally, by Barbarian writer-director Zach Cregger—aims for the latter but can’t get enough momentum going to truly thrill. The film follows Iris (Sophie Thatcher) and her boyfriend (Jack Quaid) to a remote house for a weekend getaway with a few close friends. After a murder in self-defense, the weekend goes awry. To say how would spoil too much, but let’s just say that pretty much everybody winds up dead by the end.

The movie’s biggest reveal happens blessedly early, since one of the trailers all but gives it away. (If you want to remain unspoiled, turn back now!) Iris, the film’s title “companion” and unambiguous hero, is a sex robot. Horror It-girl Thatcher gives it her all to unseat Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina as the GOAT; but unlike that other film about sex robots, Companion has nothing much to say about the complex ethics of artificial intelligence. The film takes Iris’s humanity thoroughly for granted, asking the audience to unironically root for her at every step. (This feels especially sinister in this particular moment, as tech companies try to shove Gen AI down our throats at every opportunity, but I digress.)

Unsettlingly automatic sympathy for the machines aside, Companion might still have nailed the broad satire it aims for if the performances worked across the board. Harvey Guillén’s impeccable comedic timing and talent for mining unexpected emotional depth mark him as a standout. Thatcher’s always watchable presence goes a long way towards keeping this film as diverting as it is. The perpetually smarmy Quaid, on the other hand, struggles to be charming or chilling enough to make his character work. As the other (surprise) robot in the room, the usually reliable Lukas Gage gives us nothing. Rupert Friend, as a crazy rich Russian with a Count Orlok mustache, is on another planet. Megan Suri is given so little to work with that it’s hard to fault the actress.

Without the right ensemble to sell it, the script’s thin characterizations and evenly meted out revelations grow old quickly. Writer-director Drew Hancock’s script isn’t sharp or clever enough by half to coast on plot alone. As a stylist, Hancock doesn’t push the bright, plasticized aesthetic far enough to make an impact. Iris’s costuming, for example, nods to the midcentury housewife (or the 2020s trad wife). But her styling is a gesture, not a statement. This, ultimately, sums up Companion‘s attitude toward anything interesting about the film’s inherently intriguing set-up. Hancock does just enough to signal that he understands the power dynamics at play, but he stops short of suggesting anything remotely provocative.

As the film wears on, this becomes frustrating. At a completely reasonable 97 minute runtime, there’s no reason that the movie should drag. Yet it eventually wears out its welcome as it throws mediocre twist after mediocre twist at the audience. Apart from Thatcher’s virtuosic performance, there’s not much to recommend Companion.

 

 

I believe in softcore pornography… but isn’t that for straight dudes?

Part One: The Discourse, erotic thriller nostalgia, and the feminist angles

 

For the past two years, give or take, I’ve been formulating and untangling a whole mess of interrelated thoughts on the State of the Sex Scene in mainstream film and television. (This is a manifesto of sorts, so I will be unnecessarily capitalizing phrases to make them seem important. I read enough manifestos while getting my art history degrees to know that unnecessary capitalization is a key component of manifesto writing.) I’m not alone in this preoccupation, by any means. If you, like me, are addicted to the Dying Bird App, then you know that on Film Twitter, we’ve been arguing about the State of the Sex Scene for what seems like a thousand years.

On Film Twitter, it’s well known that there are certain subjects one can tweet about that will increase one’s chances of virality via a flurry of hate-shares and quote tweet dunks. (Anyone who posts anything about Martin Scorsese and the MCU in the same sentence knows exactly what they’re doing.) For a while, one such recurring Discourse was the necessity of sex scenes in movies. For the uninitiated, this Discourse amounted to a different random account going viral every month or so for tweeting some variation of “sex scenes are unnecessary in movies because they don’t advance the plot.” This would prompt a wave of responses along the lines of: 

“What are you mad about, there is virtually no sex in mainstream Hollywood movies any more”

“Disney/Marvel killed the sex scene”

“Why is Gen Z trying to revive the Hays Code”

“All the sex is on TV now”

“There should be MORE sex in movies!!”

And so on and so forth. In 2021, after several rounds of the Sex-In-Movies Discourse, something started to give. The Discourse had reached critical mass by the middle of the summer (see, for example, Brianna Zigler’s feature on La Piscine, which had a surprisingly successful revival run at Film Forum in New York, for Paste Magazine). As film critics started routinely championing the Sex Scene, the conversation shifted. It’s not just that Sex Scenes have disappeared from the multiplex, critics and Sex Scene Defenders noted. We all started asking the same questions: What happened to Films for Adults? (Films for Adults are not to be confused with Adult Films—here we encounter our first “softcore/hardcore” distinction, although I don’t necessarily mean this in the traditional “no penetration/penetration” sense.) What happened to the Good Old Days, when Hollywood released films about sex, films that blatantly aimed to arouse while still telling an engaging story? What happened to mainstream erotic cinema?

Kathleen Turner and William Hurt in Lawrence Kasdan’s Body Heat (1981).

One genre floated to the surface as an object of collective fascination and nostalgia: the erotic thriller, perhaps the high water mark in terms of Hollywood’s permissiveness of sex on screen. In July, the Criterion Channel unveiled a neo-noir collection that proved quite popular in the context of the Discourse. The collection included Lawrence Kasdan’s Body Heat (1981) and Brian De Palma’s Body Double (1984), both often cited as important precursors to the classic erotic thrillers of the late ‘80s and early ‘90s.* That same month, cinephile cult favorite journal Bright Wall/Dark Room devoted an issue to the erotic thriller. In the spring of 2022, king of the erotic thriller Adrian Lyne returned with a new entry into the genre: Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. This new release prompted yet another wave of erotic thriller appreciation (If not appreciation for Lyne’s new film), including an Erotic Thriller Week at Vulture.

This borderline fetishization of the erotic thriller, however, potentially reveals the limitations of a previous era’s idea of what’s Acceptably Titillating. For one thing, many of these mainstream erotic films prioritize the titillation of straight, male viewers. This is not to say that other viewers can’t find something to excite them in these movies—many do, including myself. I firmly believe that one can legitimately enjoy art that’s “not made for you,” but we can’t pretend that the erotic films of the 80s and 90s don’t have a legacy of sexism (and homophobia) on and off screen.

In the spring of 2022, Karina Longworth released the “Erotic 80s” season of her Hollywood history podcast You Must Remember This. Longworth approaches the era, when Hollywood was making films that took sex seriously and showed that sex on screen, through a consistently feminist lens.** While Longworth mourns the loss of a time when Hollywood made Films for Adults, she also critically examines the deeply conservative ideas about gender and sex that underpin many of these films, as well as the oftentimes terrible treatment on set and off of the actresses who starred in them. 

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey in Emile Ardolino’s Dirty Dancing (1987), one of the films covered in “Erotic 80s.”

Longworth, a historian through and through, endeavors primarily to bring the past into focus; but she implicitly makes the argument that any hypothetical mainstream erotic cinema of the 2020s can’t and shouldn’t look exactly like it did in the 1980s. In a 2021 trend piece called “Why Hollywood is shunning sex,” Christina Newland explores the possible reasons for the decline in erotic content in mainstream Hollywood films. Among other things, Newland theorizes that “this new discomfort with depicting sex” is likely tied to the #MeToo movement and the film industry’s ongoing reckoning with systemic sexual abuse. She writes:

The reckoning … in the film industry has ushered in enormous positive change, encouraged filmmakers to nix female objectification, and led to the increasing introduction of intimacy coordinators to help actors feel safe. Their efforts ensure issues of boundaries and consent are correctly navigated while filming sex scenes. But even then, anxieties remain about the validity of depicting sex, and whether it is gratuitous or not. Lately, sex has felt like a very serious topic; one that no one wants to joke about or “get wrong.” Filmmakers may be responding to this anxiety with their own shyness around the topic: no one wants a social media storm on their hands.

These critiques of the mainstream erotic cinema of yore, and the desire to avoid repeating the harms of the past, must be taken into consideration during any discussion on the topic. I’m not interested in Romanticizing the 1970s or 80s or 90s or whatever. I will always love old films, and I believe that art from the past often remains relevant to contemporary life; but I live in 2023, for better or for worse. And instead of bemoaning how They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To (although I do, also, do my fair share of that), I’d like to see a New Mainstream Erotic Cinema—one that embraces a wider idea of what’s sexy and who deserves pleasure. We’re still here, we’re still having sex, and we still want hot movies about it.

In arguing for the value of erotic content in the mainstream, I often feel like Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) making his famous speech in Bull Durham (1988).*** Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon) asks Crash what he believes in when it comes to matters of the heart, and he proudly declares, amidst a litany of other things, that he “believe[s] in softcore pornography.” And I think that about sums it up for me, too. I believe in softcore pornography, and I believe in softcore for all who want it.

PORN! Just kidding, it’s Keira Knightley and James McAvoy’s famous sex scene in Joe Wright’s Atonement (2007).

When I say “softcore pornography,” I don’t necessarily mean actual softcore porn, although I’m pro that, too. I use this term self-consciously, as “softcore” is often used as an epithet when dismissing or negatively judging the type of mainstream erotic content for which I’m advocating. One of the weirdest retorts the Anti-Sex Scene Tweeters throw out to the Sex Scene Defenders is that people who want to watch Sex Scenes should just watch porn. There is a distinction between mainstream erotic content and pornography, even if blurring the lines is sometimes fun. (I try not to be a binary thinker.) 

For the purposes of this manifesto, “softcore” isn’t a category of porn based on heteronormative ideas about penetration being the ultimate sex act. No, I use “softcore porn” to evoke an attitude, a vibe. I’m talking about films and television that revolve around sex, include fairly explicit Sex Scenes, and exist to sexually excite the viewer on some level. This wide net can catch anything from a raunchy rom com to, yes, an erotic thriller.

Why do I believe in softcore? Well, for starters, it can be fun. In a media landscape saturated with Escapist Content—and I use “content” derogatorily here—why the sheepishness about a little sexual fantasy? Watching beautiful people in compromising positions on screen makes me happy, so sue me. When confronted, some Sex Scene Defenders will hedge, saying that it’s not about actually seeing the sex. They miss sensuality and chemistry and heat in Hollywood films—the suggestive charge and the promise of adult activities. While I agree with all of those things, I must clarify that I also want to see the sex. Watching a film is always, to some degree, a voyeuristic act, and I’m a cinephile. Of course I like to watch. So do a lot of people, it’s not that weird.

Beyond personal indulgence, I do believe in the power of softcore to destigmatize certain kinds of sex. Mainstream erotic content reflects and, to some extent, shapes sexual mores. It can push the boundaries of The Norm. Now, hey, more power to you if you have no desire to see your sexual preferences and practices “normalized.” But, to me, there’s something insidious about the way mainstream erotic content has evaporated onscreen as society has become more sexually permissive offscreen. Perhaps it’s respectability politics, but I think it’s simpler than that.

It’s clear that there are Unspoken Rules about what kind of erotic images and scenarios Hollywood deems on the Right Side of Explicit. This comes up occasionally when a film hits trouble with the MPAA, particularly when filmmakers are desperately trying to avoid or appeal an NC-17 rating. Here’s the deal: I’d wager that more people than not consider any erotic imagery that’s not focused on a straight dude’s pleasure (onscreen and/or off) to be “more explicit”—even if the actual level of explicitness is objectively the same. I don’t think most people even do this consciously, but it’s indicative of widespread assumptions about what kinds of sex count as softcore (and therefore okay for mass consumption) and whose pleasure is prioritized.****

Do you remember why Derek Cianfrance’s 2010 film Blue Valentine initially got slapped with an NC-17 rating?

We’ve all kind of collectively agreed that just making softcore for straight dudes isn’t going to cut it anymore. But how, exactly, does one make softcore for other gazes when the Unspoken Rules about what counts as softcore actively undercut that whole idea? I would contend that Hollywood has, by and large, been all-too-content to cease making mainstream erotic cinema altogether in order to avoid challenging the Unspoken Rules.

The Unspoken Rules, as far as I can distill them down, are these:

    1. Sex acts that prioritize female pleasure (or the visual framing of any sex act that prioritizes depicting female orgasm) can never be softcore. I think this is the Unspoken Rule that’s gotten the heaviest beating over the last decade or so, even as I hesitate to say it’s finally been discarded. Cunnilingus, specifically, has become quite the popular addition to the R-rated Sex Scene repertoire. I’m not saying this is completely thanks to Ryan Gosling, but… he’s not not responsible.
    2. Queer or non-heterosexual sex scenes can never be softcore. This is a huge one, especially when we’re talking about gay sex scenes between men. See:
    3. Male full-frontal is the end all be all of nudity (the final “front”-ier, if you will), and an erect penis can never be softcore. I think we’ve seen some pushback on the penis part, but not the erect part. But I’m sorry to report that the floppy prosthetic dicks on HBO are doing nothing for the Agenda.

Now, I’m a self-professed Horny Bitch who desires men. Naturally, then, I’m most sensitive to the attempts Hollywood has made at catering to Female Desire (a term which is always, always straight and cis-coded). And I will concede that, of all the demographics historically un-catered to by mainstream erotic film, the Lusty Straight Ladies™ have made the biggest strides over the last twenty years. 

And, indeed, as you have read this manifesto, you might have been thinking, “Leah, hasn’t there been plenty of Sexy Stuff for the Lusty Straight Ladies lately? Isn’t objectifying men cool now? Haven’t the thirsty fangirls won the war? Didn’t you just watch Alexander Skarsgård on a leash in a suburban AMC? And didn’t Magic Mike let those Hollywood execs know that catering to Female Desire is profitable a whole damn decade ago?”

To this I say, “Well… sort of.” If you look at most of the films aimed at satisfying Female Desire, so many of them are simply not horny. It’s 2023, and I still struggle to think of a better straightforward celebration of a lady’s Horny Rights than Shakespeare in Love, which came out in 1998. (That’s not an invitation to list movies in the comments. I’m sure there are examples, but the fact that I can’t think of any off of the top of my head proves my point.) And let’s talk about the epidemic of leading men who will play the sex symbol off screen but hesitate to do anything remotely sexy in their art. I don’t think Female Desire is taken much more seriously in Hollywood as an actual sexual concept than it was 25 years ago.

There’s lip service given to the idea of providing women with “what they want,” but what Hollywood says women want is rarely sex. And I, the self-professed Horny Bitch, take extreme issue with that. Where is the softcore for the Lusty Straight Ladies?

Alexander Skarsgard in Brandon Cronenberg’s Infinity Pool (2023), which is softcore, but not the fun kind. (I believe in feel-bad softcore, too!)

 

Coming soon, part two: “I believe in softcore pornography… but that’s not what Channing Tatum says I want.”

 

 

*Both films are sometimes categorized as erotic thrillers in their own right, but the generally accepted narrative of the erotic thriller’s brief heyday pins the genre’s explosion in popularity on the success of Fatal Attraction in 1987. 

**Longworth does periodically engage with and critique the aggressive heterosexuality of the period, especially in Part 3 (“1980: Richard Gere and American Gigolo”) and Part 8 (“1985: Fear Sex, Jagged Edge & AIDS”). But I would still argue that, by and large, “Erotic 80s” is a feminist project more than anything else.

***If you listened to “Erotic 80s,” then you might have guessed that I watched Bull Durham for the first time at Karina Longworth’s suggestion.

****I’m going off of anecdotal and experiential evidence here. Sometimes I find myself (naively, perhaps) shocked by the entrenched social conservatism I encounter when I leave my Bubble, and I don’t have to stray very far. Additionally (I’ll say it here in the footnotes like a coward), everybody has implicit biases, and dismantling them is a daily practice.

 

Screen shot from the animated film The Sea Beast (2022). Mid shot of a large, animated red sea dragon looking into the camera.

 

The Sea Beast

Directed by Chris Williams
Starring Karl Urban, Zaris-Angel Hator, Jared Harris
Released June 08, 2022, streaming exclusively on Netflix

 

Netflix Animation, the streaming behemoth’s in-house animation studio, has only produced a handful of films since launching in 2019 with the Christmas film Klaus. The studio’s output prior to this year suggested no cohesive approach or guiding vision: a few unremarkable children’s movies here, an outrageous adult comedy about American history there. Netflix Animation has come into 2022 swinging and ready to make its mark, however. In April, Richard Linklater’s intimate Apollo 10 ½: A Space Age Childhood premiered; later this year, the studio seems poised to make a splash with My Father’s Dragon, a co-production with the multi-award-winning Irish animation studio Cartoon Saloon, as well as with Henry Selick’s new film and Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio.

If these projects seem calibrated to earn the studio some artistic credibility (and maybe an Oscar), The Sea Beast is Netflix Animation’s move into the classic Disney space. In fact, writer/director Chris Williams made his name at Disney, spending many years in the story department there and eventually co-directing three pictures (including Big Hero 6 and Moana, two of my favorite animated Disney films of the last decade). Williams makes his solo directorial debut with The Sea Beast, and his first outing post-Disney could easily sit with his former employer’s best output.

The Sea Beast follows the adventure of famous monster hunter Jacob Holland (voiced by Karl Urban) and Maisie Brumble (Zaris-Angel Hator), a young orphan girl who has stowed away on the ship where Jacob serves. Jacob has made his name hunting sea monsters on The Inevitable under the legendary Captain Augustus Crow (Jared Harris). Maisie idolizes the entire crew of The Inevitable and wants nothing more than to be a hunter herself. The hunters, everyone is told, keep the high seas safe and ensure the well-being and expansion of the empire. When a fight with one of the biggest monsters in the sea goes sideways, Jacob and Maisie come to learn that perhaps the hunters’ mission isn’t as righteous as they’ve both been led to believe.

The Sea Beast borrows freely from eighteenth-century material culture for the look of its sumptuously realized environments, on land and sea, even though the film’s setting doesn’t replicate any historical time period. The racial diversity of the characters and the names of some of the locations—like Rumpepper Island, for example—suggest a sort of fantasy Caribbean setting. This, combined with the design of the hunters’ clothing and accessories, lends the whole film a vaguely piratical aesthetic that will please anyone (of any age) who might still be in their “pirate phase.” 

I love pirates, and I love giant monsters, so it’s probably no surprise that I was immediately taken with this film. But The Sea Beast rewarded my blind trust at every turn. The rigorously choreographed action sequences, in particular, are a highlight. Each action set piece is conceived as a kaiju battle, and the film never loses a sense of just how enormous “them beasts,” as the characters in the film call the creatures, are. The consistent consideration of scale gives the fight scenes an appropriate air of grandeur and, well, epicness. In addition, The Sea Beast is handsomely animated; the attention given to the surface texture details on the sea monsters stands out as an especially striking example of this. 

On a story level, The Sea Beast also satisfies. The plot unfolds in three distinct acts, and the deliberate pacing permits each emotional beat room to breathe. The film isn’t manically paced or jam-packed with jokes, instead allowing the drama to stand on its own. Even Maisie’s cute baby monster sidekick, advertised heavily in the trailer, is only sparingly used for comedic relief. While still remaining family-friendly, of course, the movie doesn’t oversimplify the emotional stakes or gloss over the implications of its pretty clearly anti-imperialist final lessons.

The Sea Beast works splendidly by combining gorgeous visuals, swashbuckling action, colossal monsters, and a time-honored adventure sensibility with gently progressive morals. If Netflix doesn’t bury it, this movie could become a family film classic.

 

Still from The Princess (2022), close up of The Princess (Joey King) holding a sword out towards the camera

 

The Princess

Directed by Le-Van Kiet
Starring Joey King, Dominic Cooper, Olga Kurylenko
Released July 01, 2022, streaming exclusively on Hulu (U.S.)

 

The Princess lays its cards on the table from the first scene. The film opens with a swooping exterior shot of a castle tower; the camera zooms through a window at the very top of the structure, and inside the tower lies a beautiful girl. She’s asleep, in a white wedding dress, laid out on a bed decorated with pink satin bows and rose petals. But this princess is no Sleeping Beauty waiting to be kissed. The Princess (Joey King) awakens, sits up with a dismayed sigh, and lifts her hands only to find her wrists manacled in front of her. A quick flashback reveals she’s been drugged, explaining her groggy state. The Princess explores the room, looking for a way out, and, finding none, she takes her chance at escape when two guards come into the room to check on her.

The Princess, who is given no other name through the course of the movie, brawls with the guards, eventually dispatching them both. She stabs one in the eye with a hairpin. She takes longer to defeat the second guard, struggling to back him towards the window. “You think you’re gonna make it all the way to the bottom?” the guard sneers, setting the challenge that The Princess will tackle over ninety minutes. “I’ll see you there,” The Princess promises before kicking the guard out of the window to his death.

The Princess does, indeed, make it to the bottom of the tower to avenge herself, but only after fighting a boss at every level on the way down. This will inevitably draw comparisons to The Raid, but martial arts movies love to give their protagonists a single setting to fight their way into or out of. (Enter the Dragon is set on an island, let’s not forget.) I imagine that’s exactly how director Le-Van Kiet pitched The Princess: What if the princess locked at the top of the tower knew martial arts and escaped by kicking everyone’s ass?

There’s a little more of a plot than that, but not much. The villainous Julius (Dominic Cooper, chewing the scenery) drugged The Princess and locked her at the top of the tower as punishment for leaving him at the altar. The Princess’s father negotiated the match to save his kingdom, since he has no male heirs. Trained to fight by warrior Linh (Veronica Ngo), The Princess knows she can handle herself and resents being sold off by her father into an arranged marriage. The Princess’s refusal to marry Julius causes trouble when Julius instigates a hostile takeover. He and his whip-bearing right-hand woman, Moira (Olga Kurylenko, sporting a black pompadour to match Cooper’s), crack down on the castle in an effort to force the marriage to happen so that Julius can assume the throne of The Princess’s kingdom.

The Princess is a martial arts thriller dressed in fairytale Renaissance clothing, and the fun comes from its propulsive, crunchy action scenes. As The Princess, Joey King doesn’t exactly match the material. While King brings an interesting youthful vulnerability and a real sense of desperation to the role, she can’t quite convince in the action sequences. One could be forgiving and read some of the less graceful physicality as character work; The Princess is trained in combat, but she’s not a hardened warrior. However, when King fights on screen next to Ngo, or even Kurylenko, the comparison is unfavorable. A lead performer with just a bit more of a compelling physical presence would have bumped this film up a grade, in this reviewer’s estimation.

Still, as is, The Princess is well choreographed, briskly paced, and mercifully thematically simple. After the week we’ve had in America, it’s undeniably satisfying to see an angry woman dropping men left and right in increasingly violent ways to defend and secure her own bodily autonomy. If that’s all The Princess ultimately gives, that’s perfectly fine.

 

Still from Spiderhead (2022), close up shot of Chris Hemsworth's smiling face

 

Spiderhead

Directed by Joseph Kosinski
Starring Chris Hemsworth, Miles Teller, Jurnee Smollett
Released June 17, 2022, streaming exclusively on Netflix

 

Chris Hemsworth may be one of Hollywood’s most underutilized, underappreciated stars. As Thor, Hemsworth became a household name, but the MCU is never where he’s done his best work. One doesn’t have to venture too deeply into Hemsworth’s non-Marvel filmography to realize that the actor’s font of charisma remains grievously untapped by Disney. From his mind-meltingly hot performances in Rush and Blackhat to his breakthrough comedic role in the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot to his mesmerizing turn as a villainous cult leader in Bad Times at the El Royale, Hemsworth has proven again and again that he’s more than the God of Thunder. Even as Thor, the actor has savvily adapted the role to his strengths to become a fan favorite against all odds, after years of getting upstaged by Tom Hiddleston.

Spiderhead, Joseph Kosinski’s new sci-fi film, works as the latest piece of evidence in the case for freeing Chris Hemsworth from Kevin Feige’s death grip. Miles Teller is ostensibly Spiderhead’s leading man; and with Kosinski’s Top Gun: Maverick (also starring Teller) still selling out theaters three weeks into its release, Spiderhead seems poised to be discussed as the duo’s straight-to-streaming B-side. But, as the lengthy preamble to this review should have hinted, Spiderhead is all Hemsworth’s. He receives top billing, and his performance as scientist Steve Abnesti provides the movie’s main fascination.

Spiderhead, adapted by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick from a George Saunders short story, takes place entirely within an experimental facility of the same name. A Brutalist hideaway in the jungle, Spiderhead houses convicted felons who have volunteered to participate in drug trials in exchange for better living conditions. Jeff (Teller, out of his depth) serves his sentence here. When he’s not participating in experiments, he performs janitorial and catering duties with fellow inmate and love interest Lizzy (Jurnee Smollett, giving one hundred percent in material that doesn’t deserve it, as usual). Abnesti and his assistant Verlaine (Mark Paguio) oversee the experiments, which involve dosing the test subjects with descriptively named drugs like “Phobica,” “Laffodil,” and “Luvactin.” Test subjects are also routinely dosed with a substance called “Verbaluce,” which compels them to describe how they are feeling for the sake of the scientific record. Abnesti administers these drugs via remote through a “Mobi-pack” affixed to the base of each inmate’s spine.

Although Jeff is the film’s main character, the effects of the drugs that he’s given are rarely shown subjectively through his point of view. Rather, the audience monitors the drugs’ effects from the outside, which inadvertently aligns the camera’s viewpoint with Abnesti’s observational position. This leads to a few striking passages where cinematographer Claudio Miranda dispassionately captures the disturbing dissonance in the dosed inmates’ behaviors. One test subject giggles, framed in a static mid-shot, as Verlaine relates horrific statstics from the Rwandan genocide. In a later scene, another inmate/test subject has been given a drug that overrides his natural hunger/satiation response. This inmate is briefly glimpsed stuffing himself with food until he vomits. Jeff, when dosed with Luvactin, finds himself chemically obliged to have sex with two women he doesn’t want to have sex with; these scenes of “love” making are shot through a pane of glass, from the scientist’s side of the lab.

A weirder, more daring film would have plunged viewers into Jeff’s altered states with more gusto. As it is, Spiderhead seems content to keep the proceedings cerebral rather than visceral. Again, this mimics Abnesti’s view of the world and Spiderhead’s activities rather than Jeff’s experience of his sentence at the facility. It’s no wonder, then, that Abnesti emerges as the film’s most interesting character. The scientist is the worst kind of villain—one who thinks he’s a pretty chill dude, all things considered. (Abnesti’s taste in easy-listening music, which he pipes through the facility’s speakers, reveals volumes about him.) Hemsworth plays Abnesti like the coolest teacher at your high school, the one who “related” to the students and always acted like he was one of them rather than an authority of any sort. Abnesti never lets Jeff forget that all of the test subjects at Spiderhead volunteered to come to the facility. Abnesti prides himself on treating the inmates with “mutual respect” and running a facility without locks or bars, as well as providing the inmates with a better quality of life than they would have had at a state penitentiary. Hemsworth stays placid even as the experiments get weirder, exuding a calm sense of control. It’s easy to imagine, for a while, why the inmates at Spiderhead trust Abnesti; Hemsworth weaponizes his star power here.

It gradually becomes clear that the questions of consent at Spiderhead aren’t so clear cut, and Abnesti’s dream of a world where there’s a drug to control every negative emotion could potentially rob everyone of their humanity. Spiderhead raises thorny ethical and philosophical questions, but it ultimately eschews exploration of these quandaries in favor of a more digestible ending. (The very end, a bit of hackneyed voiceover, almost ruins the film entirely.) Spiderhead doesn’t end up being more than a slick little diversion, enjoyable enough for two hours. Unfortunately, its web isn’t sticky enough to keep you in its clutches after the credits roll.

 

Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages

 

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of an electric guitar must be in want of a groupie.

Or something like that. Starting a band to get a girlfriend is a time-honored tactic employed by teenaged film protagonists, after all. Even today, with rock and roll reportedly dead, the idea persists that the sexy sheen of rock music automatically confers some sex appeal upon its practitioners. It’s one of the most unshakeable myths of the twentieth century, informed by the profound connection in the cultural imagination between sex and rock and roll. 

Because if sex and rock and roll go hand-in-hand, then it follows that rock stars are mega-studs. In certain cases, a rock star’s sex appeal absolutely has to do with physical appearance—consider Elvis Presley’s matinee idol good looks, Robert Plant’s bare chest and mane of golden hair, Bruce Springsteen’s butt in rigid ‘80s denim—but it’s only the pop stars who have to look pretty. If somebody as weird-looking as Mick Jagger can become a sex symbol through the power of rock and roll, then surely there’s hope for every other man with a guitar in his hands. The implicit promise is that he, too, can harness rock music to become a chick magnet, and why wouldn’t he want to?

In Rock of Ages—Adam Shankman’s 2012 film adaptation of the surprise-hit, jukebox stage musical of the same name—Stacee Jaxx (Tom Cruise) is the biggest rock star in the world. Everyone else in the film utters his name reverentially, as if he’s the embodiment of rock and roll itself. Initially, it seems as though Rock of Ages might take a conventional, if humorously exaggerated, route with its characterization of Stacee as a quintessential rock star/sex symbol.

Stacee Jaxx first appears on screen to the sounds of a steamy jungle beat and a dramatic electric guitar riff.* He emerges from a literal pile of women, four certified babes who have sensually draped themselves over his passed out body and obscured him from view. Stacee’s manager (a perpetually gum-smacking Paul Giamatti) calls the rock star’s name, and Stacee shifts, sending a ripple through his groupies. The women lazily disentangle themselves from Stacee and each other, parting the veil so that Stacee can get up from his bed. The first part of Stacee Jaxx’s body they reveal is his crotch, adorned with a bejeweled codpiece.

As is immediately evident from this introductory scene, Rock of Ages explicitly, outrageously conflates sex and rock ‘n’ roll in the figure of Stacee Jaxx. Because Stacee is rock ‘n’ roll incarnate, he is also, naturally, sex incarnate. Or, at least, everyone reacts to him that way. The film’s perspective on sex and its relationship to rock and roll isn’t all that straightforward, and this complicatedness is what has prevented me, for a decade, from writing off Rock of Ages as a totally mindless guilty pleasure. Perhaps this understates the case. Let me be more clear: I’ve been utterly fascinated with Cruise’s Stacee Jaxx since I first laid eyes on his naked, tattooed torso. (And what tattoos! The pistols on his hips pointing down his pants? That’s art.)

The entire plot of the film version of Rock of Ages (adapted for the screen by Justin Theroux and Chris D’Arienzo) revolves around Stacee Jaxx, even if he isn’t technically the lead character. At the start of the movie, the Bourbon Room, a fictional stand-in for places like the Whisky and The Roxy, is on the brink of bankruptcy. The club’s proprietors (Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand, vibing on jarringly different frequencies from one another) are counting on Stacee Jaxx to save their business with a guaranteed sell-out attraction. Stacee has agreed to play one last show with his band, Arsenal, at the venue before going solo. All of the main characters in Rock of Ages, aside from Stacee himself, work at the club, so this farewell show becomes the focal point of the film. But the primary driver of the plot isn’t just Arsenal’s final show at the Bourbon. The source of conflict, for all three major plot arcs, stems directly from the question of who Stacee Jaxx has or hasn’t had sex with.

Despite turning the film’s villains into Regan-era Republican politicians—a change from the German real estate developers of the stage version—Shankman’s Rock of Ages is decidedly conservative. For the sake of a PG-13 rating, it’s glaringly conservative about drugs, for one; there’s not a powder or pill in sight in this movie. The illegal substances are hilariously conspicuous in their absence, particularly since the narcotics are so heavily implied in Cruise’s drugged-out performance as Jaxx. And Shankman’s Rock of Ages is also, less obviously but no less deeply, conservative about sex.

The film’s treatment of Stacee Jaxx serves as the site of the film’s most muddled and curiously convoluted assertions about sex and its relationship to rock and roll. In the stage version of Rock of Ages, Stacee is a true supporting character and a much more traditional rock star/sex god. Cruise’s Jaxx, by contrast, is the centerpiece of the film version and an ambivalent sex god at best. There’s a tension between the film’s repeated adulation of the “rock and roll” lifestyle and its distinctly un-rock-and-roll attitude towards sex; the film uses Jaxx, its resident rock god (the figure in which rock and roll and sex most clearly merge), to explore and questionably resolve these tensions.

Tom Cruise’s mesmerizing, off-putting performance gives Shankman’s Rock of Ages exactly what it needs. Only Cruise could convincingly bring this version of Stacee Jaxx—the rock star/sex god whose magnetism isn’t exactly sexual but is mistakenly assumed to be—to life with such clarity and comedic precision. Cruise’s casting electrifies Jaxx’s anxieties over his perceived sex appeal and how integral it is or isn’t to his fame. This isn’t some meta layer the audience brings to the film. Cruise knows exactly what he’s doing here, which makes the performance enthralling.

Cruise’s casting in Rock of Ages was a point of interest and speculation as soon as it was announced. His decision to do his own singing in the film garnered repeated comparison to his dangerous Burj Khalifa stunt in the recently-released Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Entertainment Weekly reported, with a barely disguised hint of incredulity, that Cruise had worn “perhaps the skimpiest outfits of his career,” including assless chaps, for the film. W asked Cruise about all of the “sexy scenes” in the movie after noting that Cruise would be fifty by the time the film came out.

It might not be correct to say that Tom Cruise was never a sex symbol, but I think it’s more than fair to say that he’s never been known for generating much heat on screen. He’s routinely described as a compelling but cold presence—“sexless,” “robotic,” a “beautiful android.” This coldness can veer into creepiness, something the actor has effectively tapped into on occasion to play against his clean-cut leading man persona of the ‘80s and ‘90s. He’s also known for being a try-hard, someone who commits to his roles with an almost maniacal, single-minded intensity. There’s nothing wrong with this, per se, but most people understand sex appeal as something effortless, whether that’s accurate or not. An actor can’t train to be sexy the way he can train to perform death-defying stunts. Generally, paradoxically, the harder one tries to be sexy, the less sexy one seems.

When Rock of Ages hit theaters, there was one thing everyone wanted to know: “Does Tom Cruise embarrass himself?” (The assless chaps get another mention here.) The movie received poor reviews and even worse box office receipts, turning out to be one of the few bona fide financial flops of Cruise’s career. But the general consensus was that, no, Cruise didn’t embarrass himself. In fact, many critics singled out Cruise’s Stacee Jaxx as the only worthwhile thing about an otherwise completely forgettable movie.

The narrative goes like this:

Rock of Ages is a cheesy, saccharine piece of fluff. Although the film takes place on the Sunset Strip in 1987, during the heyday of the legendarily libidinous and druggy hair metal bands that ruled the rock scene there, Shankman presents a determinedly sanitized, grit-less simulacrum of this setting. Rock of Ages uses the hits of Guns N’ Roses, Poison, Foreigner, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, and others to punctuate a generic story of boy-meets-girl. This being a musical comedy at heart, the movie conclusively, shamelessly proclaims that the most rock ‘n’ roll thing of all is… true love.

The leading boy and girl, Drew (Diego Boneta) and Sherrie (Julianne Hough), barely make an impression. Supporting player Tom Cruise upstages everyone as Stacee Jaxx, the only character who brings any real rock and roll energy to the proceedings. Dana Stevens wrote, in her review of the film for Slate, that “Cruise’s portrait of the rock star as empty-eyed nihilist doesn’t really belong in this gaudy pop trinket of a movie.” In his positive (and mostly bang-on) review of the movie for Salon, critic Andrew O’Hehir lamented, “Stacee belongs in some other movie, maybe the great film about ’80s rock that Cameron Crowe has never managed to make. In this one [Rock of Ages], he’s like a wild thing, the tragic, dying spirit of rock ‘n’ roll, trapped in a cage made of candy.” Cruise is not only good, he’s too good for the silly film Shankman constructed around his performance. Cruise’s Stacee Jaxx injects a little danger, a little darkness, a little sex into an otherwise safe, light, and sexless movie.

I agree to an extent with this analysis. Stacee Jaxx does steal the movie, and I return to Rock of Ages again and again mostly for the joy of watching my favorite Weird Tom Cruise performance. I don’t agree that Cruise’s Stacee Jaxx doesn’t belong in the version of Rock of Ages that we got.

There’s something undeniably perverse about casting Tom Cruise, an actor known for failing to generate much chemistry with his co-stars on screen, as a rock star/sex god. Intriguingly, however, Stacee Jaxx turns out to be a rock god who doesn’t want the sexual attention he receives. It’s implied that maybe Stacee is just over it, that he’s lived that debauched lifestyle long enough and, after a decade plus of rock star excesses, he’s seen it all. What’s another beautiful woman when you’ve had hundreds? Here’s the catch, though, and what makes Stacee a supremely comedic creation rather than a cliché: I don’t believe that Cruise’s Jaxx has ever enjoyed having sex. Not once. 

Stacee Jaxx’s sex appeal is entirely manufactured, a product of his status as the biggest rock star in the world, and this only registers so clearly because there’s not much that’s actually erotic about Cruise. The whole set up works to parody the idea that being a rock star makes someone sexually desirable as a matter of course. Cruise leans in, playing the poor little rock star—confused by, ambivalent about, and resentful of the way women respond to him—like a sad sex clown. He’s a rock star, and he’s expected to be sexy. So he’s performatively lewd, permanently shirtless. He gives the people what they want, but he’s totally trapped and perplexed by his sex god persona. Rock of Ages takes this joke about as far as it can go, and Cruise, I would argue, is in on that joke.

At the time of the film’s release, critics picked up on how Cruise might be better positioned than most to understand the psyche of an impossibly famous entertainer who’s been on top for too long. It’s tempting to read Cruise’s performance as some fun-house mirror expression of his own feelings of isolation and pain and disillusionment, and maybe it is, subconsciously. I think Roger Ebert got closer when he claimed in his review of Rock of Ages that “all the stars except the leads are essentially satirizing themselves.” He applauds Cruise for being “the most merciless on himself,” playing Stacee as the worst version of a megastar, a narcissistic ego-maniac.

Sure, Cruise has a reputation for being a demanding perfectionist, and he’s probably as narcissistic as can be expected when a person’s been world-famous for four decades. But with Jaxx, Cruise isn’t just broadly satirizing megastars, himself included. I find the satire rather more pointed. As Jaxx, Cruise sends up the image of himself as sexless and plays with audiences’ perceptions of his sex appeal (or lack thereof).

Cruise’s sex appeal has been a much-debated topic in Hollywood for decades now, and addressing this through surprising role choices wasn’t new territory for Cruise by 2012. Two fan-favorite Weird Tom Cruise roles, Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview with the Vampire and Frank T.J. Mackey in Magnolia, serve as clear predecessors to Stacee Jaxx. Lestat, like Stacee, is circumstantially sexy; being a vampire, like being a rock star, brings with it an immediate seductive allure. Mackey’s a wannabe rock star, with his leather vest and cuffs, teaching disgusting “Seduce and Destroy” seminars about how to get women to fall at men’s feet the way they literally fall at Stacee’s. All three roles require Cruise to be sexual, often obscenely so, but he isn’t necessarily sexy in any of these films. All three characters are intentionally repellent to different degrees.

If Lestat and Mackey are nods to and subversions of expectations regarding how sexual Tom Cruise can or should be on screen, only Stacee directly addresses how fame as an entertainer distorts and influences a person’s perceived sexual desirability. And while a mischievous sort of humor infuses Cruise’s performance as Lestat, Stacee is the only character of the three calibrated primarily for comedic effect. Cruise’s performance in Rock of Ages, while clearly coming from some place deeper and more committed than the other actors’ work in the film, is just as funny, just as outlandish, and just as artificial. Cruise’s Jaxx doesn’t illuminate some truth about fame or rock stardom. Cruise’s Jaxx is an impossible fantasy creation that simultaneously lampoons the idea of a famous entertainer who doesn’t enjoy the sex that comes with the territory and provides a bizarre argument for the disentanglement of sex appeal from value as an entertainer (especially entertainers like rock stars or movie stars who are expected to be sexy).

This slipperiness is what makes the movie version of Jaxx so fascinating and Cruise’s performance so rich. If Cruise had simply brought a genuinely hot rockstar energy to the role, played it straight like so many others who played the role on stage before him, I don’t think I’d be thinking about his Stacee Jaxx a decade later.

Stacee Jaxx gets three musical numbers in the film, and they come almost all in a row, smackdab in the middle of the movie. “Wanted Dead or Alive,” “I Wanna Know What Love Is,” and “Pour Some Sugar On Me” form the high point of Rock of Ages. They’re all killer numbers. 

Cruise turns “Wanted Dead or Alive” into a song about how tiring it is to be sexually desired by literally everyone. The “wanted” here gets a plainly sexual connotation; as Cruise struts through the number, looking off into the distance as he sings his tale of woe, a group of women trails him, touching him, trying to get a piece of him. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” begins with Jaxx on stage, shaking a bottle of beer in front of his pelvis with his back to the crowd (giving them the impression that he’s jerking himself off) before “ejaculating” the foam spray. Cruise lays it all out in this number, performing the whole song on stage, being the rock god we’ve been promised Stacee is.

The crown jewel, however, and the number that gets to the heart of Stacee’s (and maybe the film’s) whole deal, is “I Wanna Know What Love Is.” Before Arsenal’s show at the Bourbon, Stacee’s manager has arranged for the star to give an interview to Rolling Stone reporter Constance Sack (Malin Åkerman, maybe never better than she is here). Stacee’s first number, “Wanted Dead or Alive,” is framed as Stacee’s answer to Constance’s first interview question. She asks him, “What’s it like to be the Stacee Jaxx?” And he launches into the Bon Jovi song.

Constance doesn’t buy Stacee’s bullshit. She tells him he’s not a cowboy, but a “man-child stuck in a rut.” She dresses him down, telling him he’s not great any more. Stacee suggestively eggs her on, moaning, “I love it when you talk dirty” and growling, “That’s right, just give it to me rough.” He wears his sex god persona like an armor.

“I think you get this sense of entitlement due to the fact that you’re a rock god,” Constance says to him, thinking that she’s seen right through him. “But it’s not real. It’s not love.”

“No, it’s not love,” replies Stacee, startling Constance with his self-knowledge.

“Then what is it?” she asks.

“Off the record?” Jaxx pauses before leaning in close to Constance and obscenely hissing, “Ssssss-ex.”

After letting that land, he launches into one hell of a monologue, continuing, “And other people’s projections of what they want me to be. Of what you and all your readers want me to be. Sex. And it keeps me from going out and getting the thing that could save me. But I can’t have that now. I’m a slave to rock and roll. I am searching for the perfect song, the perfect sound that will make you want to live forever.”

This initiates a positively incredible duet between Stacee and Constance, in which the two of them sing Foreigner’s power ballad to each other as they shed their clothes. Stacee puts the charm on Constance, using his inexplicable rock star sex magic on her until she’s so worked up that she throws him down on a pool table to straddle him. Stacee’s also just telling Constance what she wants to hear. He’s singing that he wants to know what love is, with her, the only person who’s perceptive enough to understand him. Although Stacee later comes to realize that she is special, he’s sort of manipulating her in the duet scene, showing her how powerful it is when he gives in and becomes “what they want me to be.” Constance starts to understand this when she watches Jaxx perform “Pour Some Sugar on Me” in front of a crowd his next scene, working the magic. Cruise’s face remains contorted in anguish for the whole Foreigner number; and it’s purposefully unclear if Stacee is anguished because Constance has seen his vulnerability, or if he’s anguished because he’s being forced to be sexy again.

This scene is uproariously raunchy. Constance begins her part of the second verse on her knees with the laces to Stacee’s pants in her teeth. He starts the second chorus, belting “I wanna know what love is,” with his face inches from her ass. He sings into her boobs. He sings into her crotch. (Eat your heart out, Adam Driver.) She almost falls off the pool table in her haste to climb on top of it and, by extension, Stacee. 

The duet is a quasi-sex scene. I’m not sure if we’re meant to understand that the two of them actually have sex or not. Most critics read it this way, even though both parties keep their pants on, and the camera angles keep that unambiguous. This is a musical, a genre where songs regularly stand in for sex. The “I Wanna Know What Love Is” duet takes this idea to its limit, showing Constance and Stacee “climaxing” at the big high note at the end of the song. But the camera keeps Constance’s cotton panties in the frame for most of the time that she’s writhing on top of Stacee, and she still has her panties on when she rolls off of him and onto the floor. This comically literal fusion of sex and rock and roll, in which Constance and Stacee erotically sing a power ballad to eachother seemingly in lieu of sex, is the joke.**

Later in the film, when Stacee calls the Rolling Stone offices looking for Constance after she’s published the interview, he doesn’t mention that they had sex. He says instead, with a supremely pained look on his face: “She stuck her tongue in my ear. She blew my world up.” The face Stacee makes when Constance performs the tongue-in-ear action in their duet does, indeed, suggest that the moment made him reevaluate his whole life.

As Drew and Sherrie perform the finale number, “Don’t Stop Believin’,” the film checks in on the newly reunited Constance and Stacee. They’re making out, throwing each other around the bathroom of the Bourbon, destroying sinks and knocking a condom machine off the wall. When the camera cuts back to the couple, they’re on the floor of the bathroom, kissing with Stacee on top. Seemingly in the middle of whatever sex stuff they’re doing, Stacee looks up as he hears Drew’s song. Stacee appears to interrupt his sex with Constance so that he can go to the door of the bathroom to hear the song better. If I wasn’t sure before, this scene again suggests that there’s something weird going on with Stacee’s mental inability to separate sex and rock and roll after years of conditioning.

It’s striking that the film’s villain, a conservative politician’s wife named Patricia Whitmore (Catherine Zeta-Jones, originating the new role for the movie), also conflates sex and rock and roll to a ludicrous extreme. She’s determined to “clean up” the Sunset Strip with the help of her husband and LA mayoral candidate Mike (Bryan Cranston), seemingly motivated by some personal vendetta against Stacee Jaxx. At one point, Patricia angrily condemns Jaxx by asserting, “He’s like a machine that spews three things. Sex! Hateful music! And… sex!” (Another instance where the lack of drugs in this film is so obvious that it becomes the punchline.)

It turns out that Patricia’s hatred of rock and roll has nothing to do with the music and everything to do with a one-night stand she had with Stacee Jaxx many years ago. The first time I watched this film, I thought, ever so briefly, that the movie might insinuate that Jaxx’s encounter with Patricia wasn’t consensual.*** But Jaxx’s only crime seems to be that he merely had sex with Patricia’s once, since he left LA on his tour bus the next day, and she wanted more. 

Near the end of the movie, Jaxx neutralizes the threat Patricia and her group of church ladies pose to the Bourbon by approaching her as she leads a protest outside of the club. He gropes her breasts, looks deep into her eyes, and addresses her by name. “Patty,” he says. “Your tits have held up well.” Cruise’s Jaxx only uses his unwanted powers of sexual persuasion for good, apparently. Patricia loses her cool, turns to putty in Jaxx’s hands, and her past with the rock star gets revealed to the public. In the final number of the film, Patricia’s decked out in leather and enjoying a rock concert. She can only enjoy rock music again once she’s been assured that her favorite rock god, Stacee Jaxx, still finds her sexually appealing.

The whole thing is so goofy that it’s impossible not to question the entire assumption that it’s normal to enjoy a rock star’s music because of your sexual attraction to him. This, combined with Stacee’s apparent psychological anguish at having to fulfill everyone’s sexual fantasies of him, reads as the film’s attempt to justify its strange investment in separating sex from the spirit of rock and roll. And, ten years later, it’s hard not to read it as Cruise’s justification for fully committing to a radically asexual kind of movie stardom from Rock of Ages on out.

Rock of Ages is, to this day, the last non-action film that Cruise has starred in. Most of his roles this century have been action flicks, but there’s been a purposeful escalation of the sexlessness since his divorce from Katie Holmes a decade ago. For good reason, since it nearly derailed his career, Cruise no longer wants us to think about his sex life at all. This pivot has worked. Cruise’s recent disinterest in being sexy/sexual/romantic on screen has gotten him praised as “the best place for women in action movies,” and, in light of Hollywood’s recently puritanical bent, his sexlessness doesn’t feel so out of place. In the wake of the massive success of Top Gun: Maverick, Cruise has been worshipfully lauded as The Last True Movie Star.**** 

In hindsight, it’s difficult not to see Stacee Jaxx as Cruise’s final, brilliantly contradictory word on the subject of anxieties over his own sex appeal. Jaxx is, on the one hand, ridiculous. The film gets laughs out of imagining a rock star who doesn’t seem to like sex. Of course all rock stars (and movie stars) like having sex. Only someone hilariously pathetic, someone like Stacee Jaxx, wouldn’t. But on the other hand, the film sympathizes with Jaxx’s burden. It’s also ridiculous, the film seems to say, to buy into the myth, to give rock stars (and movie stars) such sexual power. It’s ridiculous to be like Patricia, enjoying an entertainer’s work solely through the lens of their sex appeal.

By the end of the film, Jaxx is still making popular music, still a rock star performing to a huge arena crowd, and he’s happily partnered with Constance. (The only evidence provided that Stacee and Constance ever actually have sex is her visible pregnancy in the final scene.) He’s not groping anybody, getting groped, or thrusting his hips. He even has a shirt on. Sort of. It’s an open vest, but it’s more clothing than he’s worn on stage at any other point in the film. This fits with Rock of Ages’ most conservative assertions about sex, art, and fame. Of course famous men have and enjoy sex: procreative sex with blonde women who love them. But good art—good entertainment—should have nothing to do with that sex. Why should it? No sex, no drugs, just pure rock and roll.

 

 

* The character of Stacee Jaxx was, reportedly, modeled at least in part on Axl Rose. In this introductory scene, Stacee’s green room is ostentatiously jungle-themed, which seems like a clear visual nod to the Guns N’ Roses’ hit “Welcome to the Jungle.”

** It’s also worth noting here that the film adaptation of Rock of Ages changes the story so that Stacee and Sherrie never have sex. In the stage version, the duet is between Stacee and Sherrie, and they unambiguously hook up. This leads Drew and Sherrie to break up. In the film version, the Rolling Stone reporter’s role is expanded to become Stacee’s love interest, and Drew only thinks Sherrie and Stacee have slept together based on a misunderstanding.

*** This would be much more in line with the Stacee Jaxx we get in the stage musical, who is a straightforward lech—a famous man who takes whatever he wants when it comes to sex. Not for nothing, by the end of the stage show, Jaxx has fled to Uruguay to evade charges of statutory rape.

**** As someone who became pop culturally aware in the aughts and learned who Tom Cruise was basically because of the Oprah couch thing (I was eleven when it happened), I never thought I’d live to see the day.

 

 

Watcher 

Directed by Chloe Okuno
Starring Maika Monroe, Karl Glusman, Burn Gorman
Released June 03, 2022, now playing in theaters

 

A young woman moves to a foreign country with her husband. They arrive together, a unit, but their daily lives quickly take divergent paths. He goes to his job at a marketing firm. She spends her days alternately languishing in their apartment and aimlessly wandering around the unfamiliar city she now calls home. She tries to learn the language but doesn’t seem to make much headway; she’s forced to rely on her husband to translate for her. If this scenario conjures up semi-glamorous images of expat ennui, think again.

Julia (an excellent Maika Monroe) has recently decided to reevaluate her life after giving up on becoming an actress. Francis (Karl Glusman) has been called to Romania for work, a position he’s qualified to fill since he speaks the language—he’s American, but his mother was Romanian. So the couple relocates to Bucharest, where the unoccupied Julia starts to feel isolated, paranoid, and, above all, watched.

Watcher seems to tip its hand early on. Nathan Halpern’s eerie score immediately signals that this film is a Horror Movie. The music, combined with the superb sound design—in which innocuous, small noises are amplified to startling effect—put the viewer on edge from the start. Julia and Francis arrive at their Bucharest flat, which features an enormous picture window in the living room. The couple starts making out on the couch, and the camera zooms out until the audience observes the couple from outside the window, perfectly framed. These gorgeous people, and their apartment with its giant windows, were made for watching. Watching a movie and spying on a neighbor are both inherently voyeuristic acts, and, for a brief moment, it appears as though Watcher will go the traditional route of aligning the audience perspective with that of the voyeur.

But Julia is sick of being looked at. She notices a shadowy figure in a window across the street (played by Burn Gorman), and she becomes obsessed with the idea that someone is watching her. Julia starts looking back, obsessively gazing out her window to catch the person she knows watches her day and night. When she learns of a serial killer roaming the city, Julia becomes even more convinced that someone with malevolent intentions is keeping his eye on her. Francis, while initially sympathetic, eventually becomes dismissive of his wife as she ever more desperately tries to persuade him that she’s being stalked. He finds Julia’s behavior increasingly out of line, and he starts to understand her surveillance of their neighbor as the problem. (With this strand of the plot, we get a hint of the good, old-fashioned gaslighting thriller; although I don’t think Julia ever truly doubts her own perceptions.)

Watcher, like its beautiful blonde protagonist, is stylish, lean, and tense. Writer/director Chloe Okuno, making her feature film debut, shows restraint in keeping the plot simple. What makes Watcher stand out is its sophisticated, flipped, feminist perspective. Watcher isn’t a gender-swapped voyeur tale, in which a woman spies on and becomes sexually obsessed with a man across the street. (For a satisfying film that fits this description, I’d recommend Michael Mohan’s The Voyeurs from last year.) But Okuno has, in fact, made a sort of flipped voyeur movie in which the female object of the male voyeur’s gaze has the audacity to gaze back. Watcher is less concerned with the act of looking and more interested in the particular feeling of being looked at, which naturally aligns the film’s perspective with feminist concerns about the pervasive objectification of women. To be a woman is to exist to be looked at, and Watcher seizes on and amplifies the everyday anxiety that this reality produces for most women.

Okuno paces the film just right, masterfully increasing the pressure until the critical moment. Just when you think that Watcher might not deliver the genre goods, the film gratifyingly punctures its own atmosphere of unrelenting tension with a few scenes of graphic violence that bring the movie home.

If you’re looking for an exquisitely crafted suspense film, I can’t recommend Watcher highly enough. Watcher marks Chloe Okuno as one to… well, watch.